Once upon a day. i and ali go jalan2. While we jalan2 we bumped into three big bully...
and the big bully shouted Babi ar Kau!!
Ali is a little bit stupid. he went back home and ask his mother.
"Emak, what is Babi??"
emak reply" Babi tu Datuk Dengan Nenek"
So the tommorow, ali and me jalan2 again and bumped into the three bullies again.
The big bullies shout Cibai ar kau.
Ali then went home and asked his mother.
"Emak what is Cibai??"
emak reply" cibai is kuih muih"
Then the third day we bumped into the three big bullies again!!
it like so iritating!!!
then the big bullies shouted" Kau pegi mantat ngan pelacur ar!!!
As u all know, ali is a little bit bodoh..
He went back and asked his mother.
"Emak what is mantat??"
emak replied " mantat tu tido"
Then one dah his grandparent datang umah dia..
Ali greets " Yeay Babi Datang!!!!
He ask his grandparent " Babi-Babi, babi nak cibai?? Cibai ada banyak pat dapur"..
Grandparent asked." Emak Kau mane??
Ali replied " Emak tgh Mantat pat dalam bilik"!!!
hahahaha
thats my story!!
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